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How Stupid Do You Think I Am?
Are you stupid? Is your current PC stupid? No. Thought not.
Let's have your expert advice on these then:
Adventurer bait
Dear friend,
My name is LOI ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH
ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located
in the South East Asia.
My husband was recently impeached from office by a
backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate.
My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on
charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the
mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence.
The present government is forcing my husband out of
Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporters.
During my husband's regime as president of Philippine,
I realized some reasonable amount of money from
various deals that I successfully executed. I have
plans to invest this money for my children's future on real
estate and industrial production. My husband is not
aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for
now.
before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned
the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United
states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money
with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments
through diplomatic means.
I am contacting you because I want you to go to the
security company and claim the money on my behalf
since I have declared that the consignment belong to
my foreign business partner. You shall also be
required to assist me in investment in your country.
I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will
not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me
properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of
the total money you will take for your assistance.
When I receive your positive response I will let you
know where the security company is
and the payment pin code to claim the money which is
very important.
For now, let all our communication is by e-mail
because my line are right now connected to the
Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please
also send me your telephone and fax number.
I will ask my son contact you to give you more details on
after i have received a responce from you.
Thank you and God bless you and family.
MRS LOI ESTRADA
Annoying Spam
Adventurers wanted!
Elos Ilstrada, major of the town of Illipine, is seeking a group of experienced and educated adventurers.
The town’s annual tribute to Ythei the Goddess of Vengeance and Protection has been taken by force from the Temple. A cleric of Ythei was slain in the assault and several wounded. The assailants were clearly barbarian tribe folk from the Undying Plains.
The major and the town folk desperately seek goodly heroes who will be able to venture over the Broken Neck Mountains and to the Undying Plains. The assault on the Temple was keenly timed since a Paladin of Ythei passed through Illipine only a few months ago and left a significant booty of gold for the annual tribute to the Goddess. The town cannot afford to pay a finder’s fee for the returned tribute but divination has shown that anyone who collects and returns the standard tribute will be able to keep the Paladin’s extra for themselves and keep it with the Goddess’s blessings.
There are several smiths and equipment stores in Illipine who will be able to help equip adventures undergoing this mission at a cut prize. We do this out of goodness and to aid the adventurers who answer Ythei’s call. In order to ensure that the Goddess’ tribute is met we are looking for adventurers who can donate enough of their own funds to cover the tribute before departing but this sum will be refunded once the missing donation is returned.
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