| You Know Your GM's Evil When... | Contributor: | Total: | Average: | Vote: |
| ...His dice have the souls of past players trapped inside them. | ATWA01 | 199 | 9 | Vote |
| ... the white dragon you have been attempting to kill is really an albino red dragon. | Vaunghda | 156 | 7 | Vote |
| If he's ever said: "What's 20 feet tall, carries weapons with pluses higher than all of your levels combined, smells like a troglodite (by the way, roll a Constitution check), And is laughing with one head while it eats (rolls dice) Oh, Look at that, Your Cleric, with the other! Anyone? No? Lets say we figure it out together." | DiscoLich | 133 | 8 | Vote |
| ... he gets out an artbook by H.R. Giger "for atmosphere". | Daemon | 120 | 8 | Vote |
| ...He starts rolling dice just to make his players nervous that something is going to happen. | Brik | 120 | 8 | Vote |
| ... He puts you in an easily escapable deathtrap and then explains all his plans to you. | BeefcakeTheMity | 118 | 7 | Vote |
| ...your dreams are haunted by the sound of his dice rolling. | ATWA01 | 111 | 9 | Vote |
| ... they look at you, look at their notes, repeat the process, then get a scary look on their face and burst out in hideous laughter just before your gaming session is to begin. | Vaunghda | 108 | 8 | Vote |
| ... your whole party is killed off in one session in the undead city. Your new party arrives and you are attacked by all your old characters...now undead! | Callypsa | 102 | 8 | Vote |
| ... other GMs start naming their villains after her. | Wyrdmaster | 97 | 8 | Vote |
| ... your party is almost dead. So to save your self from the Beholder you use your last spell to WISH the beholder before you were dead! It does die horribly...by having a Tarrasque land on it. | Sephiroth | 88 | 10 | Vote |
| ... Your DM has a huge pile of blank character sheets & asks you to fill in 10 new characters.. Just to be on the safe side. | ax_e | 88 | 7 | Vote |
| ... After he kills off your PC's he goes after your family next... | Septon | 83 | 8 | Vote |
| ...Your codpeice suddenly animates and attacks its neighbors | Shadetree | 80 | 8 | Vote |
| Every shopkeep is a retired 20th level character that will attack at the smallest provocation. | I_0rd_Soth | 75 | 7 | Vote |
| ... You find a deck of many things with 1(one) card left, and she's smiling. | Shadetree | 73 | 8 | Vote |
| ... atomic bombs detonating near by are the least of your worries | lifeinthefastlane14 | 71 | 6 | Vote |
| ... saying his name out aloud is considered unlucky. | Wyrdmaster | 70 | 7 | Vote |
| ... you find voodoo dolls of the players in with his dice. | Wyrdmaster | 68 | 8 | Vote |
| ... he matter of factly states "between sessions, your characters have been off in a foreign land killing beggars and poor people for fun". | Daemon | 68 | 8 | Vote |
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